The Adventures of Unclogging a Toilet

Once upon a time, there was a lady called Z. Lady Z has always had a happy life with the bathrooms and toilets in her house. Until she decided to move to a room that was bigger… and supposedly better… To Lady Z’s demise, the toilet that came with the room was evil. After a few days of using it, the evil toilet decided to clog!

Lady Z was shocked as to how clogged it was. Never such a thing has happened to her. Never has she ever been confronted with an evil toilet. Nonetheless, she vowed not to accept defeat in the face of a challenge. So she consulted wise men called websites to find answers on ‘how to unclog a toilet’. Websites gave her a few suggestions on how to defeat this evilness.

The first suggestion was to forcefully tap the backside of the bowl with her feet. This is done within the first flush or two. This will defeat the toilet if it has committed a minor deviant act. Since the act was no minor deviance, Lady Z skipped this and went for a more forceful measure.

The second suggestion was to pour a bucket of hot tap water down the toilet. This should be poured quickly. This was done by Lady but to no avail.

Then Lady Z poured a cup of baking soda and a cup of vinegar as the wise website stated. Lady Z did this and the first time… nothing happened. Then she did it again…. It fizzes when the vinegar hits the baking soda… unfortunately for her though… that was still not enough to rid the toilet of its evilness.

The fourth suggestion was to use boiling water and dish detergent. Lady Z poured dish detergent into the bowl and left it while waiting for the water to boil. She was hoping that the detergent would lubricate the evilness away as she poured in the hot boiling water. She did this three times… but again… to no avail…

The fifth suggestion was to call fourth a plunger. Lady Z was skeptical in using the plunger because she was scared of the side effects. She thought that using a plunger would dirty the floor around the toilet. And God forbid! She even thought that evil water would splash onto her face! She was scared to ask for a plunger’s help. But a wise man called youtube persuaded her that there is no harm at all. So she calls fourth a plunger called ‘Drain Buster’. Drain Buster was a good looking fellow. Although honestly, Lady Z just happened to choose him not because of his looks, but because the ordinary looking plungers were not available. Lady Z prayed that this would work because if it doesn’t, the next suggestion was to use rubber gloves and go through the muddy water filled with evil creatures in order to extract the core of evilness. The next suggestion was to tame a ‘snake’ to push away the evil core. And that was no option because snakes are hard to come by in the lands where Lady Z lived.

So Lady Z prepared herself to battle the toilet with the help of Drain Buster. She put on her face protector (3 pieces of facemasks) and her protective gloves. Drain Buster’s lip was taken out to prepare for battle as it provides better suction. Right before the battle begins, Lady Z said to Drain Buster, ‘I hope we will win this without any bloodshed.’ Then Drain Buster slowly and valiantly crossed the muddy water of evilness… then as instructed by Drain Buster, Lady Z pulled his hand to activate the extraction of the evil core. She pulled his hand twice… The extraction mechanism doesn’t seem to have activated. Drain buster had to go deeper and pushed against the evil toilet’s wall harder. When this was done, Lady Z pulled his hand and the mechanism activated and she could feel the evil core being driven away. She pulled his hand two or three times more and all the evil water drained away. The battle was won and Lady Z had Drain Buster to thank for. Drain Buster was given the pleasure of being disinfected and dried afterwards. She is forever grateful to Drain Buster and he will always have a place in her toilet where he belongs and live happily ever after.

The End

Lady Z's equipments for the battle against the Evil Toilet



The Great Plunger, Drain Buster. This is how he looks like when he is prepared for battle.(Isn't he handsome?)